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Tiptoeing through the tulips

It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.
When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.
by ButimDirtyDan March 13, 2022
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Purple Tulips

A vaginal hickey.

Based off the assertion that a vagina has "two lips". Usually occurs after a champ performs oral for a record amount of time, or suction to the labia minora.
Bae got a Brazilian wax today, she's getting purple tulips tonight!
by KD Darling July 8, 2016
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Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.
Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!
by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021
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wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.
girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"
by bondurke January 22, 2025
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waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.
girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"
by bondurke January 24, 2025
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The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues
The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues
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