Tub thumper 

Someone Who Plays the drums, A stupid way of saying it. Usually by Gay magazine editors who are trying to be funny

"Win this competition and you too could be a tub thumper like Rev" (rev is the drummer for avenged sevenfold, Iron maiden wannabes, theyll never be anywhere near as good though.)

Tub thumper by welsy27 October 1, 2006

Tub Thumper 

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

Tub Thumper by Poquets January 13, 2023

Tubthumping

Not to be confused with the song, Tubthumping is the act of running around your town and punching obese people

Carl: Hey you wanna go tubthumping later?
Jerry: Yes, I’d love to!

Tubthumping by AdolfMullato June 8, 2018

tubthumpn’ 

When you are masterbating in the bath and become so relaxed that you suddenly poop; simultaneously, a person (roommate, friend, stranger {maybe at a party?}) walks in and sees you masturbating with a fresh movement floating it front of you...all while listening to ‘Tubthumping’ by “Chumbawuamba.”

Tom: “Holy mackerel, Jerry! You wouldn’t believe what I saw!”
Jerry: “Well what did you see?!”
Tom: “My best friends’ wifes’ sister was using the bathroom and the door was unlocked, as I walked in, she was tubthumpn’!! All the feces and self-inflicted passion, just...”

tubthumpn’ by TrashPandaDiscoSanta June 18, 2018

Tubthumping

"When you take a dump in the shower and it lands with such impact that it creates a thumping sound." Tubthumping.

"Did you see the state of Gary at the weekend? He's such a tubthumper."

Past tense: Tubthumped.
Future tense: Will tubthump.

I accidentally mixed up my medication and laxatives, found myself tubthumping for a good few minutes.

Tubthumping by Chumbawamba on laxatives January 7, 2023