slovakian traffic cone

The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.

"I gave Jennifer a Slovakian Traffic Cone for her birthday and she loved it."

by DankDread September 28, 2020

Slovakian traffic cone

It’s a Slovakian traffic cone that keeps people safe:D

“I M W H A T C H I N G U W I L E Y U O S L E E P “ Slovakian traffic cone

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The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone

A variation of the ‘Slovakian Traffic Cone’, individuals are placed underneath an upturned traffic cone held by their peers. Excessive amounts of beers are then poured into the funnel-like cone to then be consumed by those underneath. If conducted properly, this shall result in the recipients of the Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone being utterly drenched and partially blinded by the alcohol delivered through the funnel.

Ahh mate, let’s finish off the night with a cheeky Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone for good measure.

by Bullingdon Club April 11, 2023

Newton County Traffic Cone

One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.

"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."

by The Real Todd Ller August 7, 2017

Bulgarian Traffic Cone

Sexual practice that involves S&M acts whilst hanging from your nipples. Its name derived from the fact that your nipples become flattened and discolored like Bulgarian traffic cones.

Note: NOT for novices or those with pre-existing nipple conditions!

I totally pulled a bulgarian traffic cone last night!

by CSoundtrack June 20, 2012

traffic cone x core

those who steal traffic cones.

wow, that kid is so traffic cone x core he stole one of those water barrels with the light on top!

by The Python January 31, 2005