Touchdown Syndrome

The latest Facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with Down's Syndrome score a touchdown .

Moms with sassy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out Touchdown Syndrome new stories on Facebook

by J Larry Davis December 12, 2015

TSA touchdown

Getting searched by the airport security because u accidentally left something in your pocket and you couldn't figure out what it was so the TSA had to give u a cavity search

I left some change in my pocket so a TSA agent took me into the back room and gave me a TSA touchdown

by Batheahobo December 25, 2011

diarrhea touchdown

When you're ass is about to break open and you barely make it to the toilet in time.

Officer, I really need to get back on the road. I'm about to score a diarrhea touchdown.

by xpoopxmachinex November 11, 2013

Touchdown

1: When an aircraft or other vehicle capable of flight touches the surface of a planet after a period of flight. also: Landed

2: When a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.

1a: Nice Touchdown there Captain!
1b: "Houston, Tranquillity Base here, The Eagle has Landed"

2: Jaggar passes to Murphy, dodges past Robson and he's in the clear! Great touchdown there! another three points to the Eagles for 33 to 29.

by Trent S Hopkinson May 11, 2006

Touchdown

A term used in online computer gaming to signify one or more kills with a grenade. Mainly applied to first-person shooter games such as Counter-Strike.

Whoa! He just pwned 4 people with that nade! TOUCHDOWN!!

by big train August 19, 2008

touchdown

When you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your ass, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.

Damn, that brick was so freaking huge I touchdowned it!

by BoleBjorn May 5, 2006

Touchdown Celebration

In the NFL, a touchdown celebration is performed by the runner after they make a touchdown. Usually dances or goofy interactions with other players or the crowd. Touchdown celebrations are now banned by the No Fun League.

Jimmy Graham dunked the football on the goalpost and bent it, an infamous touchdown celebration.

by agreensnowman April 10, 2015