Tobias

A guy who takes a lot of ganja

Bro you are such a Tobias

by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

Tobia

1. The oldest member of a kid rock band that needs 2 days to recover from any concert that goes past 9:00pm.

2. Like how canaries were used to detect poisonous gases; A Tobia is the person in the office that is first hit by bacterias and viruses to warn others of the possible dangers that lurk.

"Tobia called in sick... wash your hand frequently!!!"

by brador April 1, 2005

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005

Tobias

Someone that cares about the humans around him

"Hey! Do you see this Tobias; he's helping everyone!'

by Oat6942069 June 10, 2021

Tobias

The gayest name the world has ever seen.

''Why do people call him gay?''

''His name is Tobias.''
''Oh.''

by OlliJuicer November 4, 2020

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005

Tobias

A stupid cunt that thinks he can take on a whole school. Tall and mentally and physically retarded. Small penis cause he sends dick pics to guys. Eyesight is fucked. looks like a druggo with a messed up mullet. peshay. trys to be funny but is the biggest homo gay fag ever. destined to get fucked up by black guys. will never lose virginity.

oi that cunt tobias is such a chode licker aye

by cléélk October 20, 2019