To swipe left or swipe right on a person in real life, in your mind, when you meet them for the first time.
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by msdiva August 30, 2015
Get the Tinderize mug.When a gay man with a mullet brainwashes a straight young man into getting sodomized in exchange for Meth/Coke/Crack and an opportunity to take pictures, hold and nurse baby tigers.
I disowned my cousin Billy Ray when he shared with the family , that the reason for his disappearance was that he was tigerized.
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Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"
Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."
Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"
"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."
Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"
"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
by ArdeGT February 23, 2008
Get the Tenderize mug.A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.
Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!
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