Sitting here till Saturday

1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.

2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.

Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."

Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."

by Commuter on Breeze January 2, 2017

Telly Savalas

To completely shave the private parts of a hairy woman. When completed cramming a lollipop up it and stating "Who loves ya baby?"

Dave, didn't your mom teach your sister any hygiene? Before I banged her last night I had to give her a Telly Savalas!

by Shootin Cracker December 28, 2007

The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald

P-Phat loves the Telly Savalas!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Seven Ways 'Till Sunday

Used to describe a situation that, regardless of how much time or effort is put into it, is very unlikely to be completed or produce a favorable result.

Originated from the idea that the 7 days of the week continue to loop endlessly after Sunday.

You can ask Jenny out seven ways 'till Sunday, Bob, but I doubt she'll ever say yes.

by Prekursor December 7, 2007

Tully State High School

A rural Australian school that offers education to the local rednecks and community inbreds. It has a very strong reputation of being a complete copy cat and an underdog of Innisfail state college, yet it still fails to strive as it uses Tropical Cyclone Yasi as an excuse for typical slacking off in the school's education system and although it is still capable of providing funding for formal uniforms in an attempt to make Tully kids look successful.

Tully state high school is also known for the 'Tully high school pool' (a large pool of water new the schools facilities after failures to dig a drain) and Tully Memes ( a facebook page dedicated to making memes about Tully)

'OMG Tully state high school is so povo!'

by The Illuminatixxx January 3, 2013

3 ways till Sunday

Similar to YOLO, "3 ways till Sunday" is a bastardization of "6 ways from Sunday" meaning that there are only 3 ways to make it through the weekend: with regret, dead, or without regret.

person 1: Well damn that's a long way down
person 2: DO A BACKFLIP
person 1: Well shit there's only 3 ways till sunday

by damnthatman January 28, 2017

Telly Savalas

a rather close shave 'down there'; there's the brazilian and then there's the Telly Savalas

AKA the guy on the TV series Kojak

As they put it in the movie The Break-Up, Jennifer Aniston gets "the Telly Savalas."

by Orion B November 29, 2006