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Anyone involved in a highschool production, this includes stage crew, costumes and techies and well as the actors. They are probly the most accepting group in the school and the easiest to be friends with. Yes they are wierd but they are a cool wierd that only theatre kids understand. Theatre kids also tend to not just cling to each other like the other groups, theatre kids, especially the actors, are way to out-going to be held back by those limitations, they are probly in other groups too, so odds are the theatre kids rule the school,and have the most connections (but dont tell those rich popular kids) and one more thing, not only are they they coolest nicest group of kids in the school but most of them are smart, and were not just talking about the techies.
(theatre kids randomly singing)

Regular kid: what the heck?

Theatre kid: what?

Regular kid: you guys just started singing in the middle of our conversation!?

Theatre kid: yes, and?
by Anonymous1232100 April 23, 2009
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Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.
That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...
by frostytip69 October 31, 2017
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A kid who likes theater. Often associated with hurtful stereotypes.
"Are you a theater kid?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh no! My own sisters a theater kid! Whatever shall I do!"
by a kid who likes theater May 16, 2020
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1. a highschooler involved in their school's theatre department. Often gives up the majority of his/her/its social life to take part in the many rehearsals after school. Must be able to be defined by the second definition of theatre kid as well.

2. A horny, highschool kid who treats life like a sexual innuendo and uses racism and sexism as daily tools of entertainment. Often joke about having sex, though few ever really ever have partaken in it. Often subject to drama caused by other theatre kids. Not to be mistaken with band kids, who are similar to theatre kids, but with more herpes. Often make fun of jocks and cheerleaders, unless of course, they too consider themselves theatre kids. Laughs at other people's judgments of them. Must also be able to be defined by the first definition of theatre kid as well.
Person 1: Should we stop that person from spooning his friend? That's just wrong.
Person 2: No, they're theatre kids.
Person 1: Oh... really? My mistake. I guess I didn't catch that... I thought theatre kids were more violent when they did that kind of stuff...
by Stevedaculedood March 21, 2009
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A kid who is in denial about being a theater kid but still listens to musicals and or songs from musicals. A few other indicators of said theater kid is if he has a very open theater kid friend named Steph, and if he calls his partner "hubby".
*Gid is listening to Heathers*
Nat: "Ur a theater kid"
by NiceTryGid March 5, 2021
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A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.
"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."
by Lex Logic March 14, 2025
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Due to most definitions being incoherent here I’ll make a general one for those who want a proper definition.
A theater kid generally is associated with anyone who does theater whether that be backstage or front.

These individuals are generally given a few stereotypes, most commonly of which being outcasts or misfits. Elaborating further theater kids often carry or claim to carry some disorder whether that’s diagnosed by themselves or doctors. Furthermore they are generally perceived as carrying hyperactivity from some aforementioned disorder, or being so much of an introvert that you wonder how they even got in the theater to begin with (though the former is often more likely)

Hamilton is generally loved by them, and politically they are often left wing though more aligned to liberal, or if lucky anarchist leftist thought. While they may counter and argue how radical they are, almost all would probably have a heart attack at any actual revolution due to their innate romanticism. This is because Theater kids are cosmopolitans at heart 90 percent of the time, with rural theater kids often having wet dreams of finally going to the cities away from their conservative parents.

All in all while this is a generalization it is to give a broad example of what theater kids generally fall under personality wise. It isn’t the best description, but it’s better than most I’ve seen here.
We can’t go to the Gym with Noah, that dudes a theater kid.
by InternetMu’arakh July 18, 2025
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