Piss in the Universe

Like a "piss in the ocean", but on a much grander scale.

I own $6,000,000,000 and i just dropped $10,000 down a drain. oh well, that's just a piss in the universe for me

Piss in the Universe by akkuukniep November 22, 2011

Queen Bitch of the Universe

The bitch to end all bitches. Basically, a bitch that makes other bitches look wimpy. Starving sharks look cuddly and ravening lions look adorable by comparison. Queen of them all and kinda like the One ring.

One Bitch to rule them all, One Bitch to find them, One Bitch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

In short the last person you'd ever want to piss off because it might take 10 years but you know they're gonna nail you and it's gonna hurt.

Bow before me, RecentCoin, for I am Queen Bitch of the Universe

Queen Bitch of the Universe by RecentCoin July 27, 2007

scum of the universe 

chav.

chavs have raped england of all of its good qualitys,now we live in a hell hole that used to be the greatest nation on earth.

thanks chavs.you cock sucking necrophiliapediobeastophi les

jack:chavs lol,stuipid sons of bitches i wish they would all eat shit covered condoms and die

jill:they are the scum of the universe.

scum of the universe by louispenndragon May 29, 2008

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.

guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021

Life, the Universe and Everything 

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is... 42.

"All right," said Deep Thought. "The answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes...!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Life, the Universe and Everything by Bot the orange monkey warrior April 15, 2005

Biggest Douche in the Universe 

In an episode of South Park, John Edward the "psychic" (not to be confused with John Edwards the politician) was nominated for the Biggest Douche In The Universe award by Stan.

Near the end of the show a ship full of aliens landed on the set of John's tv show and congratulated him for being nominated before taking him on a trip to another planet for the intergalactic B.D.I.U. awards ceremony. John Edward wound up winning the title of "Biggest Douche In The Universe" despite repeated protests that he wasn't a douche. Edward beat out several other nominees, including an alien who was literally a giant living, breathing douche bag with a nozzle and everything!

"I'M NOT A DOUCHE!!!"--John Edward

Biggest Douche in the Universe by Rabid_Caterpillar September 16, 2004

center of the universe 

the vagina

men might think they control the world but women possess the center of the universe

center of the universe by Alpino October 28, 2008