Case of the Mondays

1. A fictitious disorder associated with the tiredness, irritability or distractedness that comes from returning to work after the weekend.

2. A phrase discribing idiots who use the beginning of the week as an excuse to be irritable and lazy when, in fact, everyone feels this way but would rather do their damn job instead of being annoying bitches.

Coworker #1: Man Terry sure is in a bad mood today.
Coworker #2: Yup, looks like he’s got a case of the mondays.
Coworker #1: Man! What a little bitch.

by Not__Mediocre_Definitions June 21, 2018

The Monday Diet

Coincidentally, every diet seems to, "start on monday". From the Atkins diet to the Sugar Buster. The Monday Diet is home to many many different diets that are have been thrown on the "back burner" by overweight, lazy individuals. In addition, this diet typically lasts 1-3 days.

"Hey Phil, you know man I really don't think you should be eating a second Big Mac, those things are packed with the cals buddy."

"It's ok man, my diet starts monday, I gotta enjoy myself over the weekend"

"Ahh the Monday Diet, gotcha"

by Tribulus July 5, 2009

the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

The Mond

Abbreviation for Dickmond, a rather piss-poor boss.

I suppose The Mond will be knob slapping The Captain today

by Cock Flasp August 17, 2006

The Mond

People who refer to Richmond, Va as "the mond" are destined to become either housewives or country club members, since the definition implies that the speaker is a spoiled rich kid who will have everything handed to them. People who enjoy "the mond" do not frequently go into the REAL Richmond (a.k.a. not the west end) and thus don't realize what a hellhole of a place it really is. Richmond sucks and you should be happy to not live there.

"The Mond" is a term used by people who don't realize what a shitty place Richmond really is.

by ShitKicker January 26, 2005

The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!

Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.

by Wall-I October 21, 2021

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024