A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.
"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"
by DJ White Eagle August 24, 2017
Get the Lebanese Meat Piemug. During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation
She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.
by Rev Diet August 17, 2016
Get the scottish meat piemug. Buy a meat pie cook it and put mince in your girlfriend pussy and then knock her the fuck out. While she's knocked out put sauce in the pussy and eat it out. Then make sure to leave some in there and then fuck her while beating the living shit out of her with a metal baseball bat.
by Djfhahdbgn November 9, 2022
Get the Aussie meat piemug. Hey what's for dessert?
Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.
Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.
by manswer April 29, 2009
Get the Montreal Meat Piemug. An advanced sexual act were the male cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the side of a pie, the male will then proceed to offer the pie to his partner casually and proceed to to push there head into the pie
by WockySlushStainedPants January 22, 2021
Get the Hawaiian meat piemug. “And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
by ExVinity December 30, 2022
Get the Montreal Meat Piemug. by etjn March 18, 2022
Get the Montreal Meat Piemug.