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hack the gibson

to use xtreme 1337 tactics to exploit the system by any means necessary to fight the man and achieve ownage the primary goal or gibson.

originated from the 1995 movie HaCKeRz starring Angelina Jolie and Matthew Lilard and some other guy who basically never made anymore movies.
Yo we infiltrated security headquarters at the king of prussia mall and totally hacked the gibson. its like you know the gibson was the guards' headquarters and we like, surpassed that' we...hacked it we foughht the man and hacked the gibson. yEAH YEAH!!!!
by 1337 h4x 4 lif3 March 10, 2005
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The Gibber

The following reagents are required to execute The Gibber: A funnel, a gallon of skim milk, and a long straw or hose. In addition, The Gibber involves three people of any sex, however, one member must be a dwarf or midget.

First, the funnel must be inserted into the vagina or anus. Secondly, after proper insertion of the funnel, the wearer of the funnel must position themselves in a manner that is conducive to receiving fluids through the funnel. Then the entire gallon of skim milk is poured down the funnel and into the chosen cavity, regardless of it's capacity (in other words, spillage may occur). Then, the funnel is replaced with a straw or hose and the other member who is not a dwarf or midget begins to drink the milk. To complete The Gibber, while the milk is being sucked out the midget or dwarf punches the member drinking the milk square in the throat.
Cali didn't want to do The Gibber because the milk tastes funny and there is always a mess to clean up afterward.
by The Creamery September 14, 2011
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Hack the Gibson

A term used by married computer geeks to describe masturbation.
Originally taken from the film 'Hackers' in which a supposed hacker obtains vital information while hacking the garbage file on a 'Gibson' supercomputer.
Extrapolated from its original meaning, due to the fact that most married computer geeks hide their porn stash in seemingly innocuous locations on their hard drives -such as fake, or garbage files- to prevent detection from their less computer literate spouses.
Geek1: "Dude, want to come over and watch the new episodes of Doctor Who?"

Geek2: "Nah, man -the wife's out of town for the weekend... I'm going to stay home and 'Hack the Gibson'...."
by drive-in couch May 22, 2010
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The Gibson

The gibson does not have the balls to be banned from the contact zone
by giggidy September 12, 2004
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Hack the Gibson

In Dystopia, A HL2 mod, hacking the Gibson means hacking the most imortant hacking terminal.
The red team said "hack the gibson" so they did, the core shields went down and the blue team lost.
by LinkBOX September 29, 2005
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Hack the Gibson

Eg. Me fucking your doberman would be to Hack the Gibson.
by Sam Bannister October 5, 2006
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The Gibb

A large boy who has no friends and an eating disorder. He also considers suicide and hates people.
I think that lonely guy over there is the gibb. He does not look happy.
by A funny cnut. May 16, 2010
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