flat

The absence of swell.

Dude, did you surf today?
Naw...Its been flat all week.

by trimbandit March 27, 2003

Flat

This term is most frequently used to describe a female who was not blessed in the chest or booty region. In other words, the individual which this terminology had been used against most likely had a "flat" chest and/or butt.

I want you to hook me up with your sister. How does she look? Is she flat?

by Charlize Justine September 22, 2018

Flat

My girlfriend

“Bruh I cant believe my girlfriend is so fucking flat “

by H8Lv October 30, 2019

FLATS

Closely related to BATS, FLATS stand for "Fuckin' little ass titties"

Guy 1: Wow dude, that chick has some flats!
Guy 2: Dude, shes like 11!

by HuFlungPu October 16, 2008

Flat

Broke, You Have No Money

"Hey can i borrow 2 bucks for a slice of pizza?"
"Na Son Im Flat"

by Ericthemasta December 11, 2007

flat

to have no boobs

DESTINY is flat

by Bimbo April 4, 2003

Flat

Very drunk, but in a lethargic sense. The term refers to the vertical position of one laying down or passing out on account of heavy drinking.

"Man, I wish I hadn't drank all that gin before the party. I was completely flat the entire time we were there."

by paul22 December 13, 2009