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The Dirty St. Nick 

When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.
Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"

Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"

Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
The Dirty St. Nick by Ed K75 February 21, 2009

The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.
Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.
The Dirty Smitty by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

The Dirty Sandusky 

The act of forceful sodimization or the penetration of the anus forcefully.
Last night my boyfriend thought it would be ok to be kinky and perform a dirty sandusky.

The other day i was on the train and was knocked out and i was sure someone gave me the dirty sandusky.
The Dirty Sandusky by Southiekid94 February 14, 2012

The Dirty Stomp 

I got laid last weekend, but I caught The Dirty Stomp. I'll always be TDS positive. There's no cure or treatment. :(
The Dirty Stomp by notyourmomma March 16, 2011

The dirty Srinivas

To be so horny that one goes on pornhub and actually clicks on having sex with 40 year old ad and accidentally has sex with his friends mom and contracts Genital herpies
Avante was so horny that he had performed the dirty Srinivas
The dirty Srinivas by NickGurr25 September 30, 2019

The dirty santa

The Dirty Santa is the act of a single horny male finding a sexy ass girl with a fat ass. (you cant half ass this one) literally, you go to eat her out from behind, however, first you lather up her booty with whipped cream and your choice of ice cream toppings (example: m&ms, sprinkles, chocholate chips) and you motor boat her booty cheeks while eating her out from behind, and when your done you look like a dirty santa with whipped cream all over your face, and candy all over the floor.
yo did you eat that girl out last night?
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang