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Sexiest Man in the Universe 

His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.
Oh look he’s the sexiest man in the universe it must be Spider Giraffe.

The Sexies 

The Sexies is a group of friends that has intense lore. There is a novel based around this real group that formed on Instagram. One of the rules they strictly regulate is no cis/straight men are allowed in the chat due to trauma.

The group started in 2019 by @flame_liberator_axel centered around the vidoe game, Kingdom Hearts, called The Guiding Keys. The chat lasted until 2021 when Axel was leaked for being a groomer with a foot fetish. The group members rebelled and formed The Sexies. When The Sexies was first made, another member called Jacob, was revealed to be a groomer and was removed from the chat soon after.

Two people, @krawler57 and the deleted @casparfart made The Sexies, a novel based around a fictional world of The real events of The Sexies.
The Sexies novel is really angsty despite being called The Sexies.