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Don't Neglect the Balls

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.
Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"
by PhailBot June 14, 2010
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pee is stored in the balls

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"
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Take it to the balls

When an individual is performing fellatio and can deep throat an entire penis to where the lips can kiss the scrotum.
Brenda: Hey girl, did you hook up with Lincoln last night? Rumor has it, he’s packing heat?

Molly: Yeah, he’s huge...probably like 10 inches...but you know I can take it to the balls.
by fallgasm1111 November 9, 2019
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Pee is stored in the balls

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls
by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019
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miss me with the bullshit

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008
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Such as being passed up for a promotion by a newbie.

Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.

Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!
by Shifty Eyeballs October 22, 2014
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Tap Tap the Ballsack

A game played where a person goes up to a guy, from the front or behind, takes their hand, and "taps" the persons ballsack twice. At this time the tapper says "Tap Tap the Ballsack!"
Guy 1: Dude I played Tap Tap the Ballsack today at the beach on some huge black guy. It was great!

Guy2: Oh man, I wish I was there to see it!
by pfarriss October 16, 2009
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