the birds and the bees

some lame story your parents come up with to tell you about sex.

Kid: How was I born?
Parents: We're going to tell you about the birds and the bees...

by punk0rama October 8, 2003

The Birds Will Fly

sim. to "It is what it is"

The birds will fly

by notroel September 21, 2023

the birds and the bees

a father (usually) tries to tell his kid about sex.

my parents went all birds and bees on me today, but I fucked two years ago!

by ¡DŃ™! October 12, 2003

the birds and the bees

Fucking

"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."

by IJM October 7, 2003

The Birds and the Birds

Version of the "Birds and the Bees" sex talk that parents give children. Previously taboo, more and more parents feel the need to educate their children on not just when a man loves a woman, but when a man loves a man, and a woman loves a woman.

The Birds and the Birds would be two lesbians, as bird is also a slang term in 60's Britain for a woman. Also, a bee, because of its stinger (typifying a penis), would be a gay man.

See also "The Bees and the Bees."

In today's modern society, it is important that your son know not only about "The Birds and the Bees," but also about "The Birds and the Birds."

by AmbroseChapel March 30, 2011

The Birds and Bees

A phrase used when you're commenting on the balance of males and females in a room, or lack thereof. Comes from the two slang words bird which is another word for girl and B which is a short version of Bro.

Yo, where the birds and bees at??

by ThEbX41 November 5, 2012

the birds and the bees

When birds and bees dry hump each other

The birds and the bees and lots of monkeys in the trees

by Jaims Mewn October 8, 2003