teriyaki my shrimp

When someone's partner covers their dick with teriyaki sauce to use as lube

In Japan I let my girl teriyaki my shrimp and it was really sticky

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

teriyaki titty twister

A usually cheap turbo bought from an Asian country that won't last long

When they are ragging on your shit ox 1992 civic but don't know about the teriyaki titty twister under the hood

by Soul Emperor December 13, 2019

Teriyaki Flavored Bleach

AIDS

I poured Teriyaki Flavored Bleach into my wife’s anus

by Simp god April 4, 2020

Teriyaki Chicken

What once was a wholesome and delicious chicken breast with boundless culinary potential, destroyed by overcooking then smothered with a sickeningly sweet substance that is an insult to Japanese cuisine.

I think I'll try the Teriyaki Chicken, because I hate myself.

by x BILKO x September 17, 2016

Teriyaki Blowout

The torrents of diarrhea resulting from eating Asian food that has gone off.

Don't go to that Chinese place down the street. It gave me a teriyaki blowout yesterday.

by jameswood132 November 5, 2019

Teriyaki Phonebook

When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.

Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."

Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."

Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."

by Bruce Bartwo August 29, 2011

teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood

"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."

by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011