turdburgler Share definition Flag AKA: Fagg or hipster A socially acceptable way to call someone a douche/bunghole in a public area. dude, he's being such a turdburgler when he walks like that. turdburgler by Ex Tacy June 18, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the turdburgler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch