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tedsattic

Tedsattic is a room that’s not an attic, but a ritual room that can be addressed as a torture room, a toy collecting room, and an extra bedroom.
Honey, can you get the sausage from the tedsattic, please?
by Lil Istanbul March 17, 2019
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Tedsen

Tedsen is in few groups, he always walks into the room knowing that all there are beneath him. Couple that with his sensitivity and you truly have an enigma. You will spend your entire friendship and life trying to figure out just who exactly your friend is. He is a great person in a world that is falling apart.
Tedsen refused to enjoy the music with the band, but apologized for his actions genuinely after the show.
by Bluedreem June 6, 2021
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tedswifeforever

A FUCKING SIMP ISTG THEY SIMP FOR A SUN THEY SIMP FOR A TANKMAN CHARACTER THEY ARE SO DOWN BAD LMFOAOAO
tedswifeforever is very unusual. Is they okay??
by Bombii :) June 12, 2021
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tedscat

Tedscat is the most amazing tiktok creator to live,tedscat real name is Jasper, his pronouns are any but prefers He/Him,And Tedscat lives in Texas.
Person: “did you see that viral video that the user tedscat made?”

Random: “who is tedscat.?”

Person: “tedscat a tiktok creator, you should follow him he’s a great person.”
by Ranbooisverytall August 19, 2021
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tedsmother

this one person on tiktok who put their foot in a toilet.

yep.

a TOILET.
*tedsmother puts their foot in a toilet*

me: “ wth. why did you do this?? just why.😭”
by th3.0n3.4nd.0nly September 11, 2021
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Tedson

Tedson is the softest hearted strapping man i know
by Fionabriggs November 23, 2021
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Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
by me.....really May 7, 2021
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