A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.
by pork21 January 15, 2021
Get the Tectonic Fart mug.Tecknic, really, is known for two things. Those being his unique characters, and doing odd things with those unique characters. As such, most of his writings are rather strange, but still simple to read due to his use of words and explanations that are easy for even the casual reader to understand. However, this particular term is derived from a habit of his, that being the addition of a single sentence to the end of his writings. Said sentence generally has nothing at all to do with the writing previous, and tends to be so utterly out of left field that it would leave even the most talented wordsmith scratching his head in bewilderment.
In it's first use, Tecknic wrote a rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw.
Other topics of TECKNIC'D sentences have included steps on making French Veil, the starting offensive line of the 1989 Denver Broncos, a list of the junk that a particular African-American woman keeps within her trunk, and a suggestion that kisses between puppies and dolphins may, in fact, save the o-zone layer.
In it's first use, Tecknic wrote a rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw.
Other topics of TECKNIC'D sentences have included steps on making French Veil, the starting offensive line of the 1989 Denver Broncos, a list of the junk that a particular African-American woman keeps within her trunk, and a suggestion that kisses between puppies and dolphins may, in fact, save the o-zone layer.
A rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw. This means it has been TECKNIC'D.
by Therum March 8, 2007
Get the TECKNIC'D mug.A supposedly "new" Parisian rave type dance where the dancer flails their arms like a humongous gaylord and pretty much jogs in place.
American ravers have been doing a better glowstick version of this for over 15 years.
American ravers have been doing a better glowstick version of this for over 15 years.
American tourist: Look at the little toad-sucker! He's "tecktonik-ing"!
Faggy french-boy: 'Zis is the best dance ever invented, non?
American tourist: Non is right. (beats spazztic frenchie with a glowstick)
Faggy french-boy: 'Zis is the best dance ever invented, non?
American tourist: Non is right. (beats spazztic frenchie with a glowstick)
by SWrath October 5, 2007
Get the tecktonik mug.Tecktonik is a dance born in France on the 2000's. It is influenced by helicopter dance, robot dance, monkey dance (sorry for the monkeys I insulted with that.), twister dance. Tecktonik dancers usually look like a Power Rangers / Dragon Ball Z mashup. Tecktonik music is just gabber techno with a new name.
Person #1: OMFG look at this guy, he's trying to imitate a gorilla!
Person #2: ROFL no, he's dancing tecktonik.
Person #2: ROFL no, he's dancing tecktonik.
by SyrFox February 8, 2008
Get the tecktonik mug.Cyrus: Hey, thanks a lot for getting my computer to speak English again, and showing me how to use Twitter. Here, go have a tectonic on me.
Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.
Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.
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