Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017
Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape
by jacko999 March 11, 2009
Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.
by Genderfaux October 24, 2014
by The crumpet whistle March 18, 2016
A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just in a nice way.
Leave that light on, stop been such a teapot.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.
by Redbabushka August 12, 2007
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Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.
by Martin Shaw August 07, 2007