Teapot

A guy who is five foot nothing, but weighs almost 200 lbs and would like to dance with you.

Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Teapotting

Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape

my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night

by jacko999 March 11, 2009

Teapotting

Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.

Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.

by Genderfaux October 23, 2014

Teapot

Ejaculating into a teapot full of tea and serve it to your lover

I teapotted my uncle last week

by The crumpet whistle July 20, 2016

teapot

A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just in a nice way.

Leave that light on, stop been such a teapot.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.

by Redbabushka August 15, 2007

teapot

replaces any other verb

i like to teapot alone in the dark

by coldpicklehand January 25, 2004

Teapotting

Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.

Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice

by Martin Shaw August 8, 2007