After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)
Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"
Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"
Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"
Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"
Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"
by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'
by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018

by Anilaz33 August 24, 2020

by Georgey Millery January 16, 2008

To take up the north mountain :-
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.
2. To fuck someone in the ass.
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.
2. To fuck someone in the ass.
by ALEXOUS1 May 14, 2018

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
by The Brown Beast July 19, 2012
