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take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)
Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"
by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017
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don't take it up the ass

You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.

Don't take it up the ass tho.
by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017
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take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard
'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'
by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018
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take him up top

“I need to find an old man and take him up top for these expensive text books !
by Anilaz33 August 24, 2020
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Take you up the beachhut

Another term for making love / shagging / having sex, etc.
I know this place.. Can I take you up the beachhut?
by Georgey Millery January 16, 2008
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Take me up the north mountain

To take up the north mountain :-
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.

2. To fuck someone in the ass.
ANNA SAID TO KRISTOFF " TAKE ME UP THE NORTH MOUNTAIN, NOW!"
by ALEXOUS1 May 14, 2018
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Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
by The Brown Beast July 19, 2012
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