sloppy taco dive

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.

this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.

by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.

1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!

by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012

Taiko Drum Master

One who has mastered the way of the Taiko Drum or at least the Taiko Drum game by Namco.

One who can beat all levels on Oni mode in the Taiko Drum game.

by Taiko Drum Master January 3, 2005

glossy taco dirty

It is when a girls pussy is wet before you fuck it. Or it can be a glossy taco meaning topcoat from simply nail logical (I am not a hater )

Girl: fuck me

Dude lifts skirt

Guy: why do u have a glossy taco dirty

Girl :what the hell is a glossy taco dirty

Guy : when your wet before we fucked

Girl: oh ok are u going to do this

by Not my real name hahaha January 5, 2018

Taco-dilemma

The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.

Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.

guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.

guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.

by AluXeZ December 20, 2010

Taco dip

When a woman lowers her pelvis over someone’s face so that her vagina almost touches or touches the persons face. Female version of teabagging

She taco dipped the shit out of him!

by Haelotho August 6, 2021

taco daddy

a taco daddy is a male who likes to date mostly hispanic females his name is usually austin,jerome,or chad please note that a taco daddy is often associated as a hispanic fuckboy

"hey mami whats going on do you wanna date",said taco daddy
"no i have a boyfriend sorry",said Hispanic woman
"but im a taco daddy",said taco daddy
"your just a fuckboy",said Hispanic woman

by taco_bae_for_life February 4, 2017