t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.
After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.
by JamMom February 26, 2018
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T.V drugs

Any drug that makes watching tv more exciting(downers)
Yeah man just popped a heap of T.V drugs while eating my tv dinner I think the couch is trying to eat me
by Maddbutch April 08, 2019
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t.v. tourettes

Impulsively and uncontrollably shouting out at the television when you are watching a movie, news, sitcom or reality show, such as: "No, don't go in there." or "You idiot." or "That's a damn lie and you know it." or "Really? you are going to do that in front of millions of viewers? Really?"
I believe I have t.v. tourettes, but I don't think I'm alone.
by Eikounday July 29, 2014
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