[Szechuan]

(Pronounced: Sesh-Won) Silicon Valley term for a female Asian escort posing as a massage therapist ...OR... a fine beautiful Asian lady. Other variations include "Szechee" and "Szechuanees".
Szechee refers ONLY to cute young Szechuans. Szechuanees refers to a group of Szechuans.

Person 1: Hey, I just sessioned with a Szechuan ! She called me Supa-Man!
Person 2: What? You TOFTT? How was she?
Person 1: She speaky a little engrish! But bro, she was a fine Szechee! I'm gonna go post a mini tonight for all my brothers to see! GFE++!BBBJ!!BBFS!!!
Person 2: They are gonna call you a shill again.
Person 1: Oh well. I gotta go now, headed to Santana Row, gonna go buy her a gift!BBFS!!
Person 2: I'll go too. I won't mind staring at all the the Szechuanees.

by So Says CharlySays December 15, 2008

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An herb, that when consumed will cause a tingling sensation of the tongue and cheeks, nicknamed "Mouth Seizure" by french comedians, it is a popular sexual enhancer in Latvia.

Wow, this Szechuan Button is making my mouth have an orgasm!

by Mr. Herpes, sucka. August 19, 2012

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Szechuan Sauce

Szechuan Sauce is an item or food that you have loves for so long but taken away from you, and now youi use the rest of youre life trying to get that one last taste befor you die.

lets say you love white nuggatti, but the stoped making them, and now you willing to do anything to taste it again. That the tru meaning of Szechuan Sauce

by icefalck December 29, 2017

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A strain of marijuana similar to Sweet and Sour. Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are saying that cannabis is the most important thing to in the universe. Their deep affection for marijuana would explain why they slack so hard at creating new episides. Maybe wubba lubba dub dub is a $20 bag.

The most important thing in the universe is szechuan sauce.

by josh672 (phyto) November 18, 2018

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