Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide

You can be the same wherever you go.

As grandma used to say after she heard about the Smith girl being trampy in the big city, "Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide."

by Zabbazooey February 26, 2017

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Swing and a miss

An idiom (related to baseball) that is typically used to describe a joke that was either unfunny, inappropriate or misunderstood
Similar idioms; Tumble weed, Went over my head.

1: I told them the joke about the Catholic priest
2: Ah.. Did it go down well?
1: Nope, swing and a miss.

by Luthurus January 10, 2012

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swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.

You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.

by Coell September 23, 2005

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A person who is widely considered to be cool or hip. the term swing youth is an equivalent of cool guy which can be perceived as sexist terminology due to guy being the latter word whereas, youth, is genderless.

Person A: What do you think of Person B?
Person C: I think she's a real Swing Youth...

by Jonti Wands January 2, 2008

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swing report

n.: a private diary kept by a swinging couple. The diary maintains partner names, dates, and locations as well as brief descriptions of explicit sexual encounters with anonymous partners. The entries may also include "likes" and "dislikes" of certain prospective partners, in order to gain a competitive edge on the group at future swing parties.

"Melanie and I read one of our swing reports from the 2005 fiscal year...and you would not believe how much we spent on anal-related costs and mergers!"

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

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