swansea tourist 

someone who comes to Swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date North Korean Class A drugs and is a masochist to boot as they will score and after ingesting their DRRRRRRRRUGS will get the living shit kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. Then return home and boast about the fact they were a Swansea Tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling.

I ain't not never gonna be a Swansea Tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n' shit

Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)

swansea tourist by Illegal Allan June 6, 2011

Swansea Mechanic 

Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.

That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).

Swansea Mechanic by Grant Fromage February 8, 2007

Swansea City 

Swansea City Are A Football Club From Wales Known For Their Loud, Passionate And Sometimes Violent Supporters.
They Play At The 'Liberty Stadium' Which Is An All Seater Stadium With A Capacity Of Just Over 20,000. The Club Was Formed In 1912 And Joined The Football League As Founding Members In 1920. From 1912-2005 The Swans Played At The 'Vetch Field' - Where The Most Vocal Support Would Come From The North Bank, A Terracing Which Extended One Side Of The Pitch. Since 2005 The Swans Have Played At Their New Home The Liberty Stadium. The Swans Are Currently In The Coca-Cola League Championship For The 2009-10 Season.

And It's Swansea City
Swansea City FC
We're The Greatest Team In Football
The World Has Ever Seen!

Swansea City by Welsh_Man September 28, 2009

Swansea High School 

School in the town of Swansea, South Carolina. Filled with sluts, Jews, wiggers, and posers. Kids hang out in the bathrooms to smoke cigarettes or sabatini themselves. The niggers stick together like a pack of ravaging coyotes out to eat white kids alive. The teachers are often scared to death of the children due to their poor up-bringing and trashy ways.

Did you see that white trash? He must be from Swansea High School.

Swansea High School by Posers-R-Us February 1, 2005

Swansea, Massachusetts 

A small, depressing town in the far Southeast corner of Massachusetts. It is not nice enough to be considered part of "The Cape" and not crappy enough to be considered a suburb of Fall River. It is incredibly poor and the public school system is under funded and embarassing. Best of all: it is too far from Boston for people from MAssachusetts to have heard of it and too "far" from Rhode Island for rhode Islanders to care about it.It should become its own country. There is an overwhelming Azorian Portuguese population.

If you grew up in Swansea, Massachusetts almost everywhere else you go will seem better and more intersting.

Swansea, Massachusetts by Goldfish-Luvah February 19, 2009

Swansea public school 

hell

Swansea public school, a place where a student killed to people and carry'd around 35 lb's of cocaine

jon: hey we can't do that, we have to go to hell tomorrow!

kota: shit!

Swansea public school by thiccboi696960 October 23, 2019

Swansea City FC

Cheats, liars,

see Lee Trundle

Swansea City FC by Lick January 29, 2004