surf and turf circle jerk 

when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate

Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol

surf and turf circle jerk by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014

Surf And Turf Rule 

This is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.

When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.

This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.

To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.

"Damn dude what a bitch!"

"Why?"

"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."

"Damn dude, what a bitch."

"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"

Surf And Turf Rule by TheRealJohnno August 18, 2012

surf and turf day 

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

surf and turf day by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016

Surf and turf toe 

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

Surf and turf toe by JoshBryan December 23, 2018