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xbox customer support

Xbox Customer Support is the customer "help" line for Microsoft's Xbox and Xbox 360.

It consists of these steps:

1. You listen to 4 minutes of a worthless automated talking machine until you finally get asked a question. At which point you reply to said question only to have this machine not understand your perfect english. After 3 minutes of constant saying the word in different tones and volumes you finally get to the next automated question.
2. Repeat step 1 for 3 more questions.
3. Get put on hold for 5 minutes. (While on hold you have to listen to the most annoying, loudest, crappiest quality songs that Microsoft could have possibly found on the internet.
4. You give a lot of information to the Customer Service Rep.
5. They ask you to repeat all of it.
6. You realize they do not speak english and are in fact from india.
7. You try to explain your problem about the Disk Drive not reading disks
8. He offers his advice by asking if you have plugged the component cables into your TV.
9. You get a migraine.
10. You hang up the phone.
11. www.google.com
Guy 1: Dude my Xbox's USB Ports don't work anymore, what do i do?

Guy 2: Have you called Xbox Customer Support?

Guy 3: WHAT? That half-assed, sorry excuse for a help line that I have ever had the misfortune of having to deal with!? Call my cousin, he can fix it.
by SiAo May 19, 2009
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Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC)

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.
*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high
by xavier wells June 12, 2012
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support our troops

by far the most successful propaganda catch phrase in American history

If you don't support the war, than people assume that you don't support the troops either, and for that you must be a selfish, malignant coward who doesn't respect the sacrifice that these amazing men and women apparently give for our freedom

Unfortunately the average American citizen is so brainwashed by mainstream news that they do not even realize that this is propaganda
John: I don't support the wars in the middle east. they're all completely blatant examples of imperialism
Jack: OMGWTF YOU DON'T SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU EVIL BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by pasta776 March 17, 2012
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Supports the Liverpool

A term to describe a homosexual male who is fond of the male genitalia or anus (which is also known as the Liverpool end).
Girl 1: "Ooh this guy is kinda cute..."
Girl 2: "Not going to happen, he supports the Liverpool."

Guy 1: "Why does Dion want to play soggy sao all the time?"
Guy 2: "It's because he supports the Liverpool."
by Rian Gigs December 16, 2011
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Child Support

One of the consequences A guy must face for sticking his dick inside a pussy
Mark : Oh Kiersten your pussy is so soft im gonna cum! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Mark! Oh Mark! your going to make such a great dad!
Mark : WHAT! Don't you use birth control?
Kiersten : No you silly boo I want to have your baby! DUH!
Mark : Oh no there will be no baby I have a wife and kids!
Kiersten : Well Jake say's he can't afford three so your Child Support will certainly help!
Mark : There will be no Child Support from me get out of my gym NOW!
Kiersten : Well I guess we will see what the judge say's about that cause your cum is inside me now and they may be enough for twins!
Mark : GOD DAMNT THE HELL!
Steve : Hey Mark you can fill me up with your cum and don't worry I won't be needing any Child Support! (wink)

Mark : QUIT RUBBING MY DICK YOU FUCKIN FAG!
Steve : Whatever you deadbeat dad! (slap)
Mark : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Steve : Yeah that's what got you in trouble in the first place!
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MT GYM YOU FAGGOT!
by SlopNChop October 30, 2018
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Autism/Aspergers Support Staff

1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.
1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.
by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010
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suppossessive

this happens when Mew Suppasit becomes possessive over someone, for example Gulf Kanawut, and moves him further away from the MC or steals the finger hearts of Gulf or hugs him tightly so that nobody touches him. In conclusion, it is just Mew Suppasit being possessive over Gulf Kanawut
oh my god. okay Mr. Suppossessive is back again with moving Gulf away from people
by wanjaai mewgulf February 16, 2020
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