East Stroudsburg North

A recently built high school in Dingmans Ferry, Pennsylvania. Built because the East Stroudsburg School District became so populated they had to split into 2 different school systems. Although the name of this school system is East Stroudsburg North, it is not located in East Stroudsburg or even Monroe County. In fact, it is about a 30 minute drive away from East Stroudsburg. The school is filled with many wannabies, posers, and black/hispanic kids from new york/new jersey. Because they suck in all of their athletics, they claim that the ORIGINAL east stroudsburg highschool, East Stroudburg South are their rivals. However, east stroudsburg south has been rivals with stroudsburg highschool for almost 100 years. East stroudsburg north needs to relize that south is not their rivals and they need to relize they are horrible in football. North has never beaten south once in football. Never.They do have a decent girls basketball team, but this is only because there school has tons of tough black girls from new york city. so overall, this is a shitty school that can not even compare to the original east stroudsburg highschool,eastburg south, or any other highschool for that matter.

East Stroudsburg North Student-"Yeah man, our football team was amazing this year. We were almost .500!
East Stroudsburg South student-"Haha, well we won the Mountain Valley Conference again and you guys sucked, again. Well i have to go get ready for Turkey Day against our rivals, Stroudsburg. Get a life!

by east stroudsburg south student December 22, 2008

east stroudsburg'd

1. to be drunk to the point of passing out. blacking out. 2. embarrassing yourself by passing out early, see also non-factor.
Dervied from Friday night November 26, 2004.

Colleen, after promising the ability to drink alot of beer, ended up the first person east stroudsburg'd.

by the entire p -steve November 29, 2004

Straussburger

A fat whore's pussy that is impossible to find unless the fat roles are pushed out of the way. When eaten, it causes severe pains and discomfort. The only cure is to get returned oral pleasure from the strausburger. There are few if not any cases of survival. Eating a strausburger is a death sentence. The first symptoms are a ruined reputation. The virus spreads between sisters. The center of disease control considers this a threat to humanity and procreation.

Hey Brandon, how was that Straussburger last night?
It tasted like rotten fish, I think I am getting sick, I think I am going to go hang out with Kristin.

by Brandon McGill April 22, 2006