manly stovepipe

Cock and balls; the baby maker; penis; Bavarian Beefstick; pork stick; Jake the One-Eyed-Snake; Jive Sausage; Baloney Pony; Yard o'beef, etc.

I loves to imagine manly stovepipe while at work.

by Dan Judy January 02, 2006

Greasy Stovepipe

When you roll your dick in bacon grease, sprinkle it with rust and then shove it down your woman's throat before she makes you pancakes with Log Cabin brand Maple Syrup.

"Took that girl I met to woods for the weekend."
"Did you get lucky?"
"She didn't. But I did, gave her a greasy stovepipe."

by What's that guy's name? January 05, 2021

Stovepipe hot hat

Intense sex after a fight with the in-laws

After my father insulted my wife she gave me a stovepipe hot hat.

by Dirtyhousewife July 16, 2018

can i get a stovepipe!

Most often screamed in a higher voice at a party or when your stoned or getting hammered.

Jack yelled to his buddy Mike... "Can I Get A Stovepipe!"

Mike replied... "Stoovvveeeepippeee!"

by pug1 January 31, 2016

Stovepipe

The act of slamming a beer so quick, you have to look up to the sky so your throat is a straight line to your stomach. It's like chugging a beer, but not for bitches.

Ron: I told Nick to Stovepipe his beer. After stovepiping the first one, he does it to every beer he drinks.

by CRAWFORDx96 April 06, 2017

Stovepipe

Anything you want it to be

"Stovepipe that mug"
"Lets hit a stovepipe on both your credits"

by dan the man 1313 August 08, 2019

Stovepiped

When you put a cat or other animal in your sweater, they fart, and the smell wafts up through the neck hole. A reverse dutch oven.

I was sitting on the couch, cuddling with my cat in my hoodie when I smelled something horrible. That's when I realized the bitch stovepiped me!

by PFC-Suzuki November 28, 2015