Bielsa’s Motting Stool

A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.

Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.

The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.

Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.

by CumbrianMotter October 9, 2023

Stop Drop and Spread (S.D.S)

This is a straight maneuver. In which case the girl feels threatened and must Stop, Drop, and Spread her legs in case the attackers penis is large, she is ready and prepared against any vaginal or anal damage. Simple and fast.

Girl- "Oh my god, he's trying to rape me."
Rapist- "Come here big girl, let me feel you."
Girl- "Oh shit, better Stop Drop and Spread (S.D.S)"
Rapist- "Oh no, why isn't her asshole ripping???"
Girl- "Ha-ha, Silly. My butt-hole is impenetrable."

by BabyT5555555 September 20, 2014

stoof and tingie(s)

1. Derived from the words "stuff" and "things", an alternate term to be used as a replacement when the actual term of something is unknown. (strictly meant to be used towards close friends or when talking in a very casual manner)

2. Used when something is felt needed to be said but nothing comes to mind.

1.
Bob: Hey, do you know what you have to do next after getting that red stoof and tingie(s)?

2.
Alex: LOL! CHRIS! I JUST BOUGHT A LAPTOP FOR $20!!
Chris: Mmk..stoof and tingie(s).

by darkdax July 10, 2011

stop and go's

when u stop they still go

im sittin on them stop and go's

by BERNARD FORD January 4, 2003

stop and go's

when you beat sams meat and he cums in ya eye

sex stop and go's

by Some Dweebus September 4, 2016

STOP ADDING OC's

This is a dictionary, Not a dating site, Go home, kids. AND NO SEX EITHER, Don't add this word plez

Person 1: AHH, a new OC-
Person 2: STOP ADDING OC's!!!!

by SpringOnee October 22, 2018

Stoop group

The group of people hanging outside during a party. Usually the smokers and tokers.

Person 1. Hey man you wanna go burn some of this up?
Person 2. Hell ya
*go outside*
Person 1. Lets smoke this with that group of people
Person 2. Oh, you mean the stoop group
Person 1. Ya
-_-

by OSU-Trifecta April 18, 2013