Standers

When a girl's boobs are so big and perky that they look like they are standing up all on their own

Damn that girl has a real pair of standers. I would give anything to milk on those standers. Holy shit my standards just went up for those standers!

by SilversX519 July 12, 2018

Double-stander

"A double stander is, of course, someone who stands and takes up double the space"

- Jack Douglass

God damn, I hate double-standers. They take up so much space.

by Vadrone July 25, 2014

Bernie Stander

A (usually white) liberal who thinks Bernie Sanders is the best thing to ever some out of politics. These people will lose it when someone brings up his shady immigration ideas and imperialist agenda. These people don't know how revolutions work or what real socialism is.

Me: Bernie Sanders thinks immigrants are responsible for low wages and wants to continue Israel's oppression of Palestinians.
Bernie Stander: What the fuck did you just said to me? WOULD YOU RATHER VOTE FOR TRUMP!!!!?????

by Young Black Jack September 4, 2016

Stander

Someone who stands on an escalator or moving sidewalk. Standards tend to be lazy, or perhaps older individuals.

Standers obstruct the movements of people who have places to go and stuff to do. Standards are particularly annoying when standing in the middle of escalators/moving sidewalks, such that walkers cannot easily pass and move on with their lives.

Stupid stander -- it's not a fucking ride! MOVE IT!

by Mellonman May 31, 2017

Ständertime

Ständertime is a song by the now split up german boyband Y-Titty.
Ständertime mean "bonertime" in English. In the song, Y-Titty describes the beauty and the pain of living with a Penis/boner all the time. Of cause, the song is merely a comedy meant to entertain children and adults alike.

the song can be found with English subtitles though an easy google search.

person A: dude you see that booty over there?

person B: Ständertime dude

by BucketOfFun July 13, 2018

stander

a stander is the type of person to sleep standing up to avoid getting suffocated.

"there's a stander, I never though I'd see one."

by tryeten is 4'9 September 3, 2021

Stander

When a kid is well old enough to Stand and still breast feeds from his mother or another woman.

The 7 year old got of his bike and his mum breast feed him in the park, his a stander.

by StanderJoe June 15, 2022