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dog shagger

a person who partakes in sexual activities with large dogs of any kind, just to satisfy their beastly needs
he could be called dogtanian
i saw you on the back seat of a car with a dog on your knee, the windows were quite steamy but i could just about see......he was a dog shagger !!
by john p foster August 15, 2006
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Dick Swagger

swagging your dick side to side in front of your significant other to attract sexual attention
As i walked into the bathroom i did a little dick swagger for my wife while she got out of the shower....
by FPLMD October 19, 2010
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Dog Shagger

Someone who is lazy and never does his job.
Person A: 'Has Tyler finished his work yet?'
Person B: 'No, he's outside having a smoke'
Person A: 'What an absolute Dog Shagger
by dog shagger May 11, 2018
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Dick Swagger

1. When a man acts like a dick to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.

2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.
1. Girl: "Tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major dick swagger."

2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."
by scuba329 September 10, 2011
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dad shagger

The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.

By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.
Antagonist: "You motherfucker!"

Pacifist: "Dad shagger"

Antagonist: "Huh?"

Pacifist: "SQUAHNUTKICK"
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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Dirty Stanger

When a ginger fellow uses his penis to ferociously beat a woman's clit until it bleeds only to then unexpectedly jam it into the woman's anus.
She was hurting so bad after he gave her the Dirty Stanger!
by Nadman Tacular October 17, 2012
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Big Dick Swagger

When a guy has extreme attitude and confidence with women, even to the point of thinking it's ok to ask them for money. Being jobless, ignorant, ugly or stupid does not phase him, because in his mind, having a big dick (or acting like he has one) is all he needs to have women want him.
He's such a loser! If it wasn't for his Big Dick Swagger, he'd never get any women to pay any attention to him.
by daddygecko February 24, 2012
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