Fire Squirts

Diarrhea that burns on the way out.

Yeah matt had really bad fire squirts, he was walking funny for days.

by Arrrrrgh January 26, 2011

green apple squirts

Explosive and colorful diarrhea.

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".

by Prilpethoe June 30, 2016

camel squirts

A gastrointestinal disorder you get after consuming camel meat for the first time.

I had some beef kabobs for dinner. They gave me the camel squirts so they must not have been beef.

by VikingBerserker September 1, 2013

chimichanga squirts

Choro; or in plain English, diarrhea

Jesse: I’m not feeling well.. i think I have a bad case of the chimichanga squirts

by EnlaBodega August 24, 2022

squirm

The act of hot, sweaty coitus.

"Fancy a squirm?" he asked, hoping that, at last he would break his duck, "I've got the baby oil and everything." Alas, the Dowager Duchess turned him down again.

by S Duck April 21, 2006

squirm hump

"Squirm Hump" is a move originated in the music video of Neon Hitch's "Fuck U Betta". The move takes place in one of the many scenes when you find her sprawled on the ground in an unknown black substance that resembles oil or tar. It is hella sexy, but please do not attempt at home. It is a level 5 skill acquired over many years of training, and any act without proper supervision could result in a permanently torn pride and ligaments.

"She squirm humps hella good."

by Darsb1tch November 30, 2013

squirmish

Either the U.S. military intervention in Libya, March 2011, or what happens when two worms get into a fight.

Sarah Palin: I haven't heard the President say that we are at war, and that's why I too am not knowing, do we use the term 'intervention'? Do we use 'war'? Do we use 'squirmish'? What is it?

Jon Stewart: Squirmish, huh? Well, that's either some sophisticated foreign policy analysis or what happens when worms get into a fight.

by HendrikVonDresden April 16, 2011