Two Squirrels and a Monkey

when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.

The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"

B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."

by Bdpballaaaa February 19, 2012

Squares

A cigarette, or pack of cigarettes.

"Yo, can I bum a square" or "Just got a fresh box o' squares"

by MikeDC August 28, 2006

That squirrels granary is full

Used to describe traits of a female's body that could be considered pleasing to the opposite sex. ( i.e. the "Full Package")

Dang! THAT squirrels granary is full! Ya know what I'm saying?!

by Soomanchu October 8, 2009

turtlastic squares

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.

Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.

Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.

by fusion1122 September 28, 2013

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

squirrelshit

Completely insane. Related to the term "nuts" (meaning the same thing) in the same way that "apeshit" is related to "bananas" and "batshit" is related to "batty." It is unknown whether the offensive terms were dysphemisms of the innocuous terms or the innocuous terms euphemisms of the offensive terms. Excepting "apeshit," all of these terms (including "bananas") have the same meaning, that is, "crazy."

My girlfriend went totally squirrelshit when she found out I had crabs.

by Rivv ·X· May 26, 2016

squares pears

literally a square shaped pear, some people really like injecting staples into it.

members of the squares pears fan club (cult) have a profile picture of the square pear and use the phrase "every day tomorrow" way too often.

we love squares pears, they're coolio broski yoski broski!!!!!!!

broski yoski broski can't you just chillax and eat a squares pears??

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022