Spratley

A man who is so manly that he does not require the use of hands to enjoy a girthy banana, and who is an absolute hit with the ladies of the South Coast.

That spratley sure is enjoying munching on that chubby banana.

by Albinoboy64 November 2, 2018

Saracted

Incredibly hot women

"Dude did you see Saracted"
"Yeah she hot as fuck"

by Average Skyblock Degenerate March 14, 2022

national kick a Luke spratt day

on May 12th, it is legal to assault any person named Luke Spratt especially if they are ginger. Because they are the scum of the earth. So kick them as hard as you want and Luke cannot say anything

"Oh bro, I can't wait. for national kick a Luke Spratt day"

by iamnotaginger February 25, 2020

Count Sprackula

An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.

Man, did you see Count Sprackula lurking in the woods? I think that's where his lab is.

by pjilbs July 16, 2006

wii-stracted

Not getting any work done because you distracted by Wii announcements and game play videos.

Trevor and Chris didn't get anything done this morning. They were a bit wii-stracted.

by office glen September 11, 2006

sprack

Slang for Methamphetamine. Originates from Orem-Provo area, Utah.

"Dave, after you're done slammin that shit, draw me up some sprack too."

by Mike Lee aka somebody July 20, 2003

spactacular

1) A term used to define the actions of an individual who seems to be doing something profoundly retarded.
2) An exclamation usually said sarcastically used to display one's lack of enthusiasm for something.

1) 'ooooooo spactacular!'
2) 'wat a spactacular idea'
3) 'u no that's a bit spactacular?'

by PopeG Vth November 18, 2004