Spalatica

1)the unkown purple knob
2)a mysterious unidentifiable purple knob show only to appear on men this purple knob has power and ability to make it user feal great

1)o god my Spalatica is spraying
2)o crap my Spalaticas gone Crazy and is repainting my house

by Michael Madden November 10, 2003

salamically

Knowing someone's salami intimately.

Oh trey, your salami won't fit into my mouth. It's huge!

by rolo March 15, 2004

[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.

Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

by residenthedonist June 27, 2009

spatial moron

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.

"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"

by cbfaucher October 13, 2011

Splatic

The product of excessive vehicular passage over road kill; flattened road kill carcass.

"Ewe look at that road kill."
"No Honey that's splatic, see how it's stuck to the road."

by Pungent punner May 27, 2013

splatcan

A word, often used to describe a lesbian who is on their period.

Did you see Jess at school today? She looked like a splatcan!

by Cytoplasmic Reticulum August 28, 2016

Spitticals

The last drink of a beverage .

That's not backwash, that's spitticals

by Kmconner November 16, 2016