spedwich

a special education sandwich, usually given to someone doing something very retarded.

Ididoth: whats wrong with that middy kid? i think hes trying to dance. Middy: spprlllyyyuuuurrrgh Ididoth: quick someone get this kid a spedwich

by blooddidthis June 8, 2010

Spudwick

Someone who likes their butt touched and is very homo

Sean: michael why you so mean to me
Michael: because ur spudwick
Sean: reasonable

by ChadMeister100 September 11, 2020

Alabama Speedstick

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.

I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)

by Steve gavy September 6, 2011

speeduck

verb: to move quickly without purpose or direction. Derived from the words "speed" and "duck," referencing when ducks speed across a pond only to stop when they reach the other side, for no apparent reason.

Willa speeducked around the block to work off excess energy.

Terra was speeduckin' it all last night, because she was so high.

by sparklepunk June 19, 2009

speedchick

A stimulating girl.

That Girl. She's speedchick.

by Swiy July 6, 2012