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Soviet Bus Stop

A sexual act where you bring a man close to climax and then press an ice-cube tray to his penis and it becomes frozen like Ralphie's tongue in A Christmas Story.
Janine surprised Tom with a Soviet Bus Stop and it was incredibly painful, but he still managed to finish.
by Empty21 January 1, 2021
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Soviet Utah

1. Alternative names: State of Confusion, Last Remaining Communist Satellite.

2. Designates the attitudes of the State of Utah.

3. A phrase referring to a socialist entity bordering on a dictatorship.

4. A state where it is hard to separate church and state.
1. I hate this place! You can't buy beer on Sundays! I hate Soviet Utah!

2. The ruling class in the state haven't separated church law and state law and have made this place into Soviet Utah.
by Otto Roberts April 21, 2007
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soviet_slati

a girl who is amazing! Absolutely stunning! Posts good content, and everyone's favorite tiktoker! Just- MWAH!
Person A: "hey bro do you follow soviet_slati?"
Person B: "of course bro, she's everyone's favorite tiktoker!"
by remmyreuged March 9, 2021
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Sovietwave

A relatively niche and outsider genre. Related to synthwave and vapourwave, but distinct from both. It stems from CIS countries which emerged out of the 1991 collapse of the Soviet Union.

Tunes of this genre are slower-paced than synthwave, closer to chillwave or dreamwave, and have a 1980s influence present, alongside reduced bass and an aim for a more specific sound compared to other genres. Frequently, Sovietwave tracks also have excerpts spliced in. These excerpts come from a variety of sources, but chiefly they come from Soviet politicians' speeches, popular radio and TV shows, or Soviet cartoons. The aim of such excerpts is strictly to increase the nostalgia factor of such tunes, evoking a sense of a lost dream of spaceflight, a utopian Soviet society, or Soviet futurism in general, and not to send a pro-Communist/Soviet political message.
I came into Sovietwave expecting Soviet propaganda, but left with something else than Soviet propaganda - something much better.

(note - edited to provide a more accurate definition of what Sovietwave actually is)
by A Random European Gamer April 4, 2021
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Soviet Russia

A beautiful place full of communism. Everything here is backwards
In Russian accent: "in soviet russia, you do not kill communists, COMMUNISTS KILL YOU!"
by Starkasm March 11, 2015
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soviet russia

While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
by maxwell tallman September 8, 2010
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Soviet Anthem

IMO, one of the most powerful national anthems of all time.
“I bought the Soviet Anthem from ITunes!”
by Draca2000 January 21, 2019
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