University of South Carolina 

A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.

I want to go to the University of South Carolina so I can watch the gamecocks football team play on saturdays!

University of South Carolina by Kbennett July 23, 2008

south carolina 

Although the uplands area is a bit "backwoods", it is a wonderful state full of friendly people and incredible views (after all, it is the state of "smiling faces, beautiful places". In how many other places are you no more than three hours from beach or mountains from ANYWHERE in the state...?

Here's a news flash for everyone: REDNECKS, unfortunately, inhabit all 50 states from California to Maine

south carolina by scot d September 5, 2005

University of South Carolina Beaufort 

a tiny school out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by marines, old people, and tourists. Good if you have a car and unlimited supply of money for gas. The only thing close is Wal-Mart and the Kangaroo gas station. Watch out for the fox on campus, he'll stare you down.

Only go to University of South Carolina Beaufort if you wanna get the hell away from your parents for a few months, cuz you won't like it for too long.

University of South Carolina Beaufort by Blackkat63 February 17, 2009

South Carolina Curb Stomp 

The act of driving ones heel into a females vaginal opening

I south Carolina Curb Stomped Sharquise last night

South Carolina Curb Stomp by AyyLilMayo August 8, 2016

South Carolina 

The greatest state ever! Beautiful beaches! Southern Charm! Pearls, sweet tea, grits, bow ties, palmetto trees, shagging! Most importantly, charming manners.

South Carolina is a delightful place!

South Carolina by Lizzie November 14, 2003

Lancaster, South Carolina 

Pronounced Lang-kiss-ter. The most retarded town on the face of the fucking planet. Their best hang-out is Wal-Mart...its also their biggest attraction. Lancaster is full of idiot fundamentalists that don't know right from left, much less what they're talking about 99% of the time. The only thing its famous for is Andrew Jackson and an astronaut. Not to mention, it has roads that looks like they were paved by monkeys. The schools are filled with neanderthals carrying back packs. If you have an option between living in Lancaster, SC or living in Hell, choose Hell, you'd be much happier.

I was filled with disdain when I found out I was moving to Lancaster, South Carolina. However, I decided to give it a chance.

That was pretty much pointless, because no matter how hard I tried to like Lancaster, there was no getting around the fact that it ruined my life.

Lancaster, South Carolina by fafaradarada1111 May 25, 2011

pulled a south carolina 

to completely lose your train of thought, esp. during a public speaking event, and ramble on incoherently. To have a blonde moment.

originated when Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 Lauren Caitlin Upton was asked a question during the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest about education in the U.S. she rambled on incoherently and her answer made no sense.

Did you hear Lauren's speech about education in the U.S.
hahaha. She really pulled a South Carolina.

pulled a south carolina by dizzy dee September 4, 2007