Slonk

to swallow greedily; devour
I need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style...
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It is now a verb meaning swallowing greedily.
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Slonking

Slonking, Verb

Typically defined as the manner in which a true gamer consumes Gang Weed. Recently it has come to refer to the sexual act of vaginally penetrating a girl with your nose coupled with deeply inhaling the natural aromas and juices. The act of expelling this collected juice is referred to a Slonk Rocket.
"Tyreese gave me a good slonking last night. Wasn't really into 69'ing but with his nose he can really slonk me deep"
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to swallow greedily

per the oxford english dictionary in a tweet from 2013
really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
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When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground
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Slonk

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink
Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"
by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024
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