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Slonking

Slonking, Verb

Typically defined as the manner in which a true gamer consumes Gang Weed. Recently it has come to refer to the sexual act of vaginally penetrating a girl with your nose coupled with deeply inhaling the natural aromas and juices. The act of expelling this collected juice is referred to a Slonk Rocket.
"Tyreese gave me a good slonking last night. Wasn't really into 69'ing but with his nose he can really slonk me deep"
by JimblesSocal August 6, 2020
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Slonk

To Swallow Greedily
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"After a long day of hiking, Mike slonked down the entire bottle of water before anyone else could take a sip."
by Chimsis December 30, 2024
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slonks

Clothes that you wear when relaxing (not pjs or clothes you normally wear out)
Comes from slonking
Clothes inlude joggers or relatively loose fitting, comfy clothing
"I've got my slonks on"
"Gonna go put some slonky gear on"
by bubblemint December 26, 2022
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Slonked

A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep
Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!
by EllaL173 August 14, 2022
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slonk

to swallow greedily

per the oxford english dictionary in a tweet from 2013
really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
by theudefinerr April 27, 2023
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Slonk

When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground
by AverageSizedEgg February 3, 2024
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