lets go buy a sizzel and smoke a bizzel

lets go buy a sack and smoke a blunt

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

slizzered

A portmanteau of 'sleazy' and 'plastered.'

The state of being intoxicated with the intention to creep.

Did you see Jersey Shore last night? Snooki got slizzered at the club and took home a grenade.

by Mary Theroux March 22, 2011

Slizzed

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021

slizzle

Another word for slut

Wow that chick looks like a total slizzle

by Victoria May 18, 2003

It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel

Snoop Dog speak for It's off the Hook my brotha!

Snoop, how cool was that party?
"It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel"

by The Docta April 29, 2003

slizzers

paper cuts on your penis.

Yo, I was listening to that "like A G6" song and thought they were saying "when we drink we do it right getting slizzers." but they weren't. so I looked it up on urban dictionary and "slizzers" was not defined. So I defined it as "paper cuts on your dick." which makes the song better

by Jizzfactorychoclatewangstar October 29, 2010

slizzed

When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.

Oh shit, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!

Im getting hella slizzed tonight!

did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?

by slizza May 13, 2009