shopped

1. American Slang: "Shopped", or "Photoshopped",

a past-tense verb meaning 'to edit an image': To use 'image manipulation software' which is regularly used by

photographers to enhance pictures (i.e airbrushing model's photos to make them look better)

2. British Slang: To tell on/tell over/rat out some-one (see: grass, snitch, rat)

1. "That picture was definitely shopped. Her boobs aren't that big in real life!!"

2. "A woman shopped her brother to the police after seeing a social media picture of a man stealing a charity box which she recognised as him".

by xiandrii December 16, 2017

Shopped Shouter

Cynical people who constantly feel the need to comment "shopped" or "photoshopped" at almost every thing they encounter on the internet believing they are saving others from believing liars and fakers. Sometimes they are right but ironically they are now in fact making people believe real, truthful things are actually SHOPPED! They usually come out in large numbers and drown out all other conversation.

Bill123: Woah, that photo of a clown fish is pretty amazing

WoLfcry24: ITS SHOPPED DUMASSES!

Bill123: Uh, Clownfishes are real...

WoLfcry24: No, that weird "fish" is obviously photoshopped, trust me I can tell retard.

Bill123: god damn Shopped Shouter...

by holycrap:)??? August 25, 2009

slopped

adj. the stage of drunkeness usually occuring AFTER being knelt. usually occuring after that 11th or 12th shot of whatever liquor ur dumbass has been constantly sippin on all damn night thats stronger than 80 proof.

1: you was knelt last night wasn't you?....dumbass!
2: fuck that dawg i was so fuckin' slopped last night i don't remember leaving (or in my case a lot of the time) going TO the club!!!

by BIG TX Jon August 24, 2005

shopped

An image that has been altered with Adobe® Photoshop® software, usually for humorous effect.

There exists certain photoshop-isms, that is to say, recurring trends such as Admiral Ackbar pointing out traps or the infamous zerg rush.

Fark.com, SomethingAwful.com and Worth1000.com have excellent examples of shopped images.

LOL! I shopped a picture of George Bush and Osama Bin Laden to make it look like they're kissing! LOL!!!!11

by Suvorov August 2, 2004

Skipped

When you find a creative way to walk out on a restaurant check

*based on the future TV series "Skipped"

Owner- Hey, that guy never payed his bill!

random customer- I think you just been skipped.

by P-Me$$ May 28, 2009

Stopped Her Off

To shove a dildo in any hole of a body until climax.

I just stopped her off, going home now.

by PrincessJigglypuff November 19, 2019

Black-shopped

When you blackout and your subconscious takes over and before you know it you have 3 shopping bags in each hand and someone "stole" all the money in your wallet. Basically shopping and spending a ton of money and not remembering any of it

All of a sudden i was standing outside of Forever 21 and realized i just black-shopped.

by Bianca James February 27, 2011