sirhailo

literally the sexiest person alive, always speaks the truth, is never wrong

have you heard about sirhailo? she's literally a genuins

by sirhailosbiggestfan May 13, 2021

SirCameronWellesley

A great person in general. All round chad, loves games, and ensures the highest standards are kept.

God, I wish I was SirCameronWellesley.

by EaGameDeveloper November 26, 2021

Sircantus

Also known as Markus Sircantus, popular dsmp fanfic writer on ao3, in particular for the group of minecraft creators known as SBI, (sleepy bois inc). Like, super popular. I read 4 sircantus fics before realising they were all written by him.

They are also known for having... wait holy shit they have over 29k twitter followers? And are extremely epic? And Wolfy the Witch and Wilbur Soot follow xem? Yoooo

Person 1: "Hey so I was reading fics the other day, going through all the most kudosed, and I found so many cool ones!"

Person 2: "Ooh I need fic recs tell me."

Person 1: "Alright so the first one is this zombie apocalypse one."

Person 2: "Stay underneath my wing by sircantus?"

Person 1: "Yes! Also this really funny and fluffy one with a Sofia the first pun..."

Person 2: "I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus?"

Person 1: "Mhm, also this adorable one with BABY DRAGON TOMMY!"

Person 2: "The change fate, be kind series by markus sircantus?"

Person 1: "Yep, that sounds right."

Person 2: "... you do realise all of these are by the same person... right?"

Person 1: "Wait what I thought I was branching out from just reading thcscus and reading loads of different authors. Noooooo."

by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022

sirhan

Sirhan is a handsome man . He is a playboy . He also very in love with sakai

sirhan is a cute boy.

by Pewdiepie sucks af January 2, 2017

siracha sprint

That moment after you've had a meal with siracha sauce and your insides start churning and your bowels go into overdrive. You run for the toilet hoping you make it before the impending rectal explosion.

I was sure I was gonna shit my pants but I did the siracha sprint to the crapper and made it just in time.

by RickG83 October 21, 2012

Sirhurt

Sirhurt is a toilet full of diarrhea and a logger of an exploit, the execution is good, but it's still shit. The creator of it steals your info and shares it with 13-YEAR-OLDS. So yeah buy synapse x instead of a waste of 10$.

Stranger 1: I use sirhurt! It's the best Roblox exploit!
Stranger 2: Ew, sirhurt. That's a logger

by Coolman1234 March 30, 2021

sirical

A bastardized mix of Cynical and Satirical, with the inexplicable essence of Siri.

This joke is so sirical, Apple wants to claim copyright ownership for it.

by vikky2904 November 24, 2013