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Also known as Markus Sircantus, popular dsmp fanfic writer on ao3, in particular for the group of minecraft creators known as SBI, (sleepy bois inc). Like, super popular. I read 4 sircantus fics before realising they were all written by him.

They are also known for having... wait holy shit they have over 29k twitter followers? And are extremely epic? And Wolfy the Witch and Wilbur Soot follow xem? Yoooo
Person 1: "Hey so I was reading fics the other day, going through all the most kudosed, and I found so many cool ones!"

Person 2: "Ooh I need fic recs tell me."

Person 1: "Alright so the first one is this zombie apocalypse one."

Person 2: "Stay underneath my wing by sircantus?"

Person 1: "Yes! Also this really funny and fluffy one with a Sofia the first pun..."

Person 2: "I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus?"

Person 1: "Mhm, also this adorable one with BABY DRAGON TOMMY!"

Person 2: "The change fate, be kind series by markus sircantus?"

Person 1: "Yep, that sounds right."

Person 2: "... you do realise all of these are by the same person... right?"

Person 1: "Wait what I thought I was branching out from just reading thcscus and reading loads of different authors. Noooooo."
Sircantus by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
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siranush 

A storng Queen who helped her king built the biggest dynasty. Very loving sweet lady. Also means Sir-love anush-sweet. Sweet love
Siranush the queen loves helping people.
siranush by Tig Kross December 17, 2018
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sarcactus 

1. A person who is both prickly and sarcastic.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.
1. Girl 1: "Yeah, you look 'great' in that dress."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"

2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."
sarcactus by Gypsie96 November 25, 2013

Sarcastus 

The punctuation used to identify a sentence as being sarcastic or rhetorical. The punctuation looks very similar to an upside down j. Mostly intended for text messaging and IM, but is excepted in all forms of written comunication.
“Jennifer’s new boyfriend just walked in… He looks like a real winner (Insert SARCASTUS here)”

"Am I the hottest guy you know or what (Insert SARCASTUS here)"
Sarcastus by Tatt Medisch December 1, 2009

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026