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Also known as Markus Sircantus, popular dsmp fanfic writer on ao3, in particular for the group of minecraft creators known as SBI, (sleepy bois inc). Like, super popular. I read 4 sircantus fics before realising they were all written by him.

They are also known for having... wait holy shit they have over 29k twitter followers? And are extremely epic? And Wolfy the Witch and Wilbur Soot follow xem? Yoooo
Person 1: "Hey so I was reading fics the other day, going through all the most kudosed, and I found so many cool ones!"

Person 2: "Ooh I need fic recs tell me."

Person 1: "Alright so the first one is this zombie apocalypse one."

Person 2: "Stay underneath my wing by sircantus?"

Person 1: "Yes! Also this really funny and fluffy one with a Sofia the first pun..."

Person 2: "I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus?"

Person 1: "Mhm, also this adorable one with BABY DRAGON TOMMY!"

Person 2: "The change fate, be kind series by markus sircantus?"

Person 1: "Yep, that sounds right."

Person 2: "... you do realise all of these are by the same person... right?"

Person 1: "Wait what I thought I was branching out from just reading thcscus and reading loads of different authors. Noooooo."
Sircantus by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
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siranush 

A storng Queen who helped her king built the biggest dynasty. Very loving sweet lady. Also means Sir-love anush-sweet. Sweet love
Siranush the queen loves helping people.
siranush by Tig Kross December 17, 2018
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sarcactus 

1. A person who is both prickly and sarcastic.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.
1. Girl 1: "Yeah, you look 'great' in that dress."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"

2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."
sarcactus by Gypsie96 November 25, 2013

Sarcastus 

The punctuation used to identify a sentence as being sarcastic or rhetorical. The punctuation looks very similar to an upside down j. Mostly intended for text messaging and IM, but is excepted in all forms of written comunication.
Jennifer’s new boyfriend just walked in… He looks like a real winner (Insert SARCASTUS here)”

"Am I the hottest guy you know or what (Insert SARCASTUS here)"
Sarcastus by Tatt Medisch December 1, 2009
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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