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Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.
Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010
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Simanjuntak

A ancient clan originating from Indonesia. These people are the most elite of there race. They conquer and fuck shit up. They are totally bad ass and should not be messed with. Also when you are around them you have a feeling your in the presence of a god. Avoid eye contact at all times.
OMFG is he/she a simanjuntak cause they are awesome.

That guy/women must be a simanjuntak cause hes pwnin.

HOLY SHIZZZ THAT GUY JOST GOT DUNKED ON....."that guy who dunked..*sigh*... hes a simanjuntak...oh no wonder..... yah
by IndoBoii April 28, 2011
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simpanzee

A person who is a hardcore simp for another. They are such an extreme simp that they have descended past the level of humanity and are now an animal (hence the reference to "chimpanzee").
Did you see Bob? He's been simping over Michael for three months now and his simpery is showing no signs of stopping. He's become a real simpanzee.
by eyelidlash July 18, 2021
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Simran

Simran , you are an introvert. You love living life your own way 💜. You care for people a lot but those people don't value you . You really love your family but they always just find flaws in you .

You are a nice person it is just that people need to understand your personality rather than judging you .

You always try to help people . You are the one who easily get hurt by others words .

You are the most awesome 👌 person ❤. Never let your confidence down . Do what you love and you are pretty cute girl .
You care for your friends and want them to value you . You are a ambitious person and have various goals in life . You love traveling to another countries and you would definitely visit your dream destination. ✨

Love yourself because you deserve it 💕
Simran, You are the best
Simran deserves love,happiness and a beautiful smile 😍
by TheonlyCinderella July 1, 2022
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Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.
by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004
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simian silicus

a more politically correct to refer to a "sand monkey" or an individual of middle eastern descent or terrorist.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.
instead of calling someone a camel jockey call them simian silicus instead. It sounds more polite and they probably won't know that you're making fun of them.
by JasonS November 21, 2005
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Simranjeet

Simranjeet
A wild man with a big beard and large ding dong. He has a lot of passion for women and a big heart for dinosaurs, he shares a big heart for conservative party. Nicknames, simranjit, simran.
If you have any relation to this specimen then feel proud and blessed. A man who has courage to say anything to your face and has love for many women
I want beside me Simranjeet
by Ariana Grande xx November 6, 2021
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