Silicon Valley Splif

When you hit a juul or e-cigarette while simultaneously hitting a weed pen .

I was on cloud 9 after I hit that Silicon Valley splif at the party last night!

by HairyMcCooter007 June 21, 2018

Silicon Valley Hot Pocket

The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.

See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)

Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.

by Papajohnathan February 21, 2021

Silicon Valley sober

I only fuck with psychedelics and the Doja.

Wanna go do a line?

Fuck no, I’m Silicon Valley sober.

by Atomix270 June 21, 2022

Silicon Valley Pansy

Silicon Valley Pansy is someone who unmanly in every way. He is likely from the IT field background and will likely reach for the phonebook before he ever tries to do anything himself.

Even lifting up an icechest he'll leave to the girls, because heaven forbid something happens to his precious fingers - how will he work?

A guy who likes a girl but is afraid to tell her or give any solid hints, is a Silicon Valley Pansy.

by observant gal June 17, 2010

Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.

"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."

by RazorRay May 29, 2015

Silicon Valley Smackdown

When two Techies have an argument over a topic/object and they get into a physical altercation, it is called a Silicon Valley Smackdown

"Hey Mark, did you and Luke see what happened in the yard earlier, Larry and Tim got themselves into a Silicon Valley Smackdown"

by MuskiChayse October 4, 2020

Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.

“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”

by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022