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shit me dead cunt

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It can be used pretty much just as an exclamation. Like in frustration when something is not going right. Or when something is top notch.
Shit me dead cunt she is fit.
Shit me dead cunt, cant you do one fucking thing round the house?
by the.bish April 16, 2019
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Shit Me Up

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(V.) To make a Skype/FaceTime call with someone while simultaneously taking a shit - A form of communication often found undesirable by the call recipient.
1.) Karen so help me, If you shit me up one more time I'm leaving
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.
by NAAAYRB May 25, 2016
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An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"
Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol
by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017
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Shit me in the ass

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1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.
1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!
by Kelodur February 12, 2020
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Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
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Don't SHIT ME

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a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
by jude_it February 21, 2023
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It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.
Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
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